Youtube hires monkeys for the error handling

Hello together.

Yesterday I was up to watch a nice music video on Youtube. But somehow an 500 error occured at Youtube. Ok, can happen :) Youtube is of course no 08/15 webpage and has an elaborate system. This system recognize errors immediately and is showing a message, the he doesn’t die stupid.

But this error message amazed me a bit (see the picture above). Cause Youtube is confessing that they hire (highly trained) monkeys to solve their problems. … Which causes the question… if the monkey should solve the problem… did they programmed the software? Else they couldn’t deal with the problem.

Anyway, I couldn’t find any monkeys to show them this information. :(

But I am wondering that Youtube (which belongs to Google) hires monkeys. I am curious if they get the minimum wage and all other advantages, which their human colleges get.

I think that children work in the third world is cruel. But to hire monkeys in an industrial nation… how low is the level already? Are there not enough unemployed people which would be happy about a job (even something like that)? By the way… that means that also Google supports the unemployment rate and is harm the economy!

I am against animal work!!!

(Attention: This article is ironically like the error message ;) … except the facts with the animal and children work!!)

Google says: The best way to cross the pacific is with the Jet-Ski :-D

Sometimes is Facebook really useful. Today I had a good laugh… and I don’t want to keep it back ;-)

So that you really believe me, do the following steps:

  1. Go to http://maps.google.com.
  2. Start a routing from Japan to China (just Japan to China).
  3. Have a look to point 41 of this routing schedule…
  4. Have a great laugh!
  5. Share and link this article that other people have also a good laugh today! ;)

 

Strange Consequences – Replacement of the word god with fuck

Hi,

i found the movie my accident on Youtube. But one of the funniest movies which I saw there… :-D

What happens when the word “god” would be replaced with the word “fuck”? ;-)

Have fun.

Difference between men’s brain and woman’s brain

Hi,

Anna just showed me this video from Mark Gungor. A great comedian… and it is soo true… watch it ;)

The difference between men’s brains and woman’s brains ;)

Condoms protect – A message with an interesting packaging

Hi,

once again a quick video between. It was just in a mail in the office and I don’t want to withold it ;-)

Attention… Youtube means it is nasty and only for adults… so please just watch if you are over 18 ;-)

AIDES – “Graffiti”

2 different diaries about the same evening…

HER DIARY

Saturday night – I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong – he said, “Nothing.” I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say, “I love you, too.”

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV.; he seemed distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY

Today the Yankees lost, but we had great sex.

Achmed the dead terrorist

Here my finding of the week.

Most of you probably know already Achmed… for all the other unbelievers… have a look ;)

First of all part 1, the original…

Then the Christmas special…

And a nice remix…

Nice, or? ;) Silence… night.

Computer hotline – nosmoke.com is not compatible

Just got it via email

A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech:  “What’s the problem?”

User:  “There is smoke coming out of the power supply.”

Tech:  “You’ll need a new power supply.”

User:  “No I don’t! I just need to change the startup files.”

Tech:  “Sir, the power supply is faulty. You’ll need to replace it.”

User:  “No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem!  All I need is for you to tell me the command.”

Ten minutes later, the user is still adamant that he is right. The Tech is frustrated and fed up.

Tech: “Sorry, Sir. We don’t normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.”

User: “I knew it!”

Tech: “Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.”

Ten minutes later.

User:  “It didn’t work. The power supply is still smoking.”

Tech:  “Well, what version of DOS are you using?”

User:  “MS-DOS 6.22.”

Tech:  “That’s your problem there. That version of DOS didn’t come with NOSMOKE.COM. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.”

One hour later:

User:  “I need a new power supply.”

Tech:  “How did you come to that conclusion?”

User:  “Well, I rang Microsoft and told him all about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.”

Tech:  “Then what did he say?”

User:  “He told me that my power supply isn’t compatible with NOSMOKE.COM.”

There is some truth in it.

A politician was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane.
Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the guy. “How about nuclear power?”

“OK,” she said. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff… grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

The politician thought about it and said, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the girl replied, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?”

That’s how to become rich, somehow it’s not stupid…

The young Joe wants to get rich with his own ranch. At the beginning he buys a horse from a farmer. He gives the farmer his entire $100 and he promises to provide him the horse the next day.

The farmer comes next day to Joe with some bad news:. “I’m sorry, kid, but the animal is dropped dead of the night” Joe says: “No problem, just give me my money back..
“Impossible,” he opened the Farmer. “I have already spent the money yesterday for fertilizer.”
Joe thinks for a moment. “Well then,” he begins, “I take the dead beast anyway.” “What for?” asks the farmer.
“I want to draw it,” he explains Joe. “You can not give away any dead horse!”, Marvels of the farmers.
But Joe replies, “No problem, I’ll tell just anyone, it’s already dead …”.

Fine in a suit and chic shoes – – months later, Joe run into the farmer in the town on the road.
Asks the farmer: “Joe How was the matter with the drawing of the horse carcass?” “Peak”, he told Joe. “I have sold over 500 tickets, each $ 2 and made my first $ 1.000 profit.”
“Yes … because there’s no complaints?” “But – the winners,” says Joe.
“The I simply returned his $ 2.”

Today Joe sold structured finance at Goldman Sachs ..